Be your own handyman.
1. Get ready for some intense grossness! When you stick a Zip-it down your drain to get rid of a clog, you never know what might come up.
Just kidding, you do know: probably some hair and other assorted sludge.
Let the Zip-it venture down into your pipes for you (just like the basilisk at Hogwarts) and soon all the clogs will be gone and your bath water will drain quickly once more.
2. An extension ladder? Too tall. A step ladder? Too short. This is the Baby Bear of ladders, because it’s juuuuuuuuust right.
Plus it has two “landing areas” (wider steps so you won’t topple over) and it’s lightweight so you can easily haul it around wherever you may need it.
3. No, this isn’t Play-Doh, it’s Sugru Hacking Putty and it fixes EVERYTHING.
Well, maybe not everything, but it sure fixes a lot. The putty will stick to aluminum, steel, ceramic, glass, wood, and even some fabrics and plastics.
Desk drawer falling apart? Sugru. Laptop cord littered with cracks? Sugru. The thumb of your porcelain doll fell off? Sugru.
You get the idea.
4. This set may look extravagant, but it has every screwdriver and precision bit you could possibly need.
It doesn’t take up a lot of space and it doesn’t cost a lot of money, so buy it and you’ll never encounter a screw you can’t remove again (even the itty bitty little ones you find in toys and other electronic devices).
5. Anyone who drives should invest in a portable jump starter to keep in the trunk of their car.
Having a dead battery is miserable enough; who wants to add to the misery by waiting around for AAA (or wandering around the parking lot, searching for someone who isn’t sketchy to ask for a jump)?
This device will allow you to get your car started again ALL ON YOUR OWN in *most* dead battery situations. It’s also impossible to use incorrectly (an alarm will go off if you don’t hook the clamps to the right spots).
6. If you live somewhere that gets a lot of snow (like, say… Boston), you should purchase a lightweight shovel that’s easy on your back.
This one is as strong as it is light: your dream shovel.
7. An X-Acto Knife set (for when you need to be precise with your cutting.
“BE CAREFUL, PLEASE!” – your fingertip.
8. Snips (for when you need to be less precise with your cutting).
“BE CAREFUL, PLEASE!” – your entire finger.
9. Wrap-Fix Tape is incredibly useful to keep around the house for plumbing emergencies.
Have a leaky shower head? Wrap some of this watertight tape around it until you want to deal with replacing it. Or just leave the tape there—it works REALLY well (unless you have a more high-pressure problem, then you need to dial up your favorite plumber).
Another awesome option: X-Treme Tape (you can attach it to mufflers and other things that get hot).
10. This is the anaconda of cords (not because it will uncoil and eat you, but because it’s very long–50 feet to be exact).
Not long enough? Try 100 feet.
11. As useful as buckets may be, they sure take up a lot of space… unless they’re collapsible (like this guy).
Wash whatever foul surface you may have, then fold the bucket up, and stick it under your sink until you need it again.
12. This is a no-frills tape measure that will do its job well (and never rust: it’s made from stainless steel).
Don’t buy a couch only to find out it won’t even fit into your living room! Measure first. Always measure first.
13. Here’s a compact wrench to keep around the house for general repair tasks (plumbing, car stuff, etc.).
Keep one in your bag if you ride a bike and need to adjust things on the go.
14. These pliers will help you get a grip on even the most slippery of surfaces.
You can adjust the gap to a variety of widths (depending on what you’re working on).
15. Here’s a hammer. A classic, well-made hammer that will probably hang around on this earth longer than you do.
Enjoy your time with it.
16. A sleek, compact box-cutter with an easy to change blade.
This particular model is inexpensive enough to allow you to buy it in multiples: one for the kitchen, one for the garage, and so on.
17. This Micro Vacuum Attachment Kit is useful for anyone with electronic devices… so, everyone, pretty much.
Dust can cause computers, TVs, and other electronics to overheat. Most people use compressed air dusters to clean them out, but that just spreads the dust to other areas of the room! Absurd.
This kit is filled with micro attachments that allow your vacuum to clean even the smallest areas—sucking up the dust, not just displacing it.
Beyond electronics, the attachments are useful for cleaning bookshelves, vehicles, and “between” spaces (between your fridge and the wall, between your oven and the floor, etc.).
18. Save your breath! From tires to air mattresses, this portable compressor will inflate them all.
It will also inflate things that are a little more fun (like bouncy houses and giant pool toys).
19. Plungers: most of the time they sit around collecting dust, but when you need one… you NEED one.
The ridges on this model help it to get a tight seal on a variety of different drain sizes.
20. Drop something into a small space? Fingers too large to get it out? Needle nose pliers to the rescue!
They’ll also help you twist, cut, and grip.
21. The Nifty Nabber Pick-Up Tool = a short person’s new best friend.
Especially if you live alone.
You may feel silly at first, but you’ll be celebrating once you discover how easy it makes getting things off shelves (no matter how big or how small—it can pick up pennies or something that weighs 8 pounds).
22. Start a collection of bungee cords in various sizes.
23. For $4.99, why WOULDN’T you buy a tarp? You never know when you may need to protect something from the rain.
This one is weather-resistant and won’t crack (no matter how freezing it may get outside).
24. This flashlight may be small, but it provides an enormous amount of light.
Beyond being bright and conveniently small, it’s also water-resistant, shock-proof, and equipped with a magnetic clip (so you can hook it to something to free up your hands).
25. The #1 tool you should keep in your car, this emergency escape device can cut through a seat belt and break a window.
Here’s hoping you never have to use it.
26. A saw is undoubtedly a tool kit necessity, but the average person will never need an especially large one: the CircSaw Folding HandSaw is a perfect, compact choice.
The ability to fold it up when it’s not in use protects the teeth (as well as your precious fingers).
27. Bish’s Original Tear Mender and Sticky Ass Glue will help you with all your adhesive needs.
28. “Oh shit, the check engine light just came on”: with this gadget, you’ll be able to figure out exactly what the problem is.
In most cases, at least.
Plug it into your car and it will allow you to read diagnostic trouble codes, giving you an idea of how bad (or not-so-bad) the situation is.
29. You’ve probably received a Leatherman Multi-Tool in your Christmas stocking at one point or another, but if you don’t already have one, go get one. Now.
If you want a multi-tool that’s even more compact, check out the PocketMonkey.
30. The glue gun is a constant companion for all crafters, but everyone should have one to call their own.
You’ll eventually burn your fingers…there’s just no getting around it. Swear loudly and move on.
31. Use the Magna Cart Hand Truck whenever you have boxes that need moving, and when you’re done you can just fold it up and tuck it away.
Your weary muscles will thank you for the help when the time comes to transport things.